Smallville Finale....Analyzed!

2003-05-20 - 9:30 p.m.

I watched the Smallville finale tonight. I have to admit that I'm not officially in the Smallville crew because tonight's was only the second episode I've ever seen.....but I still like the show. I think I'll be following next season pretty closely. But I had a few thoughts:

1. Lana is hot. Good choice, Clark.

2. Clark, the only thing you got right was the girl choosing part. Why would you try that crazy kill the ship stunt if you knew you could die? And if you did, don't fkn skip the dude's wedding to do it!!! Jackass.....

3. Lana is hot. Good choice, Clark.

4. Lex's wife.....bitch.

5. Lana is hot. Good choice, Clark.

6. Clark should learn a valuable life lesson: Always listen to the black guy.

7. Lana is hot. Good choice, Clark....Ok I know some long-time fan is going to tell me, "No Nathan! You've got it all wrong. He's supposed to pick Chloe!"
That's bullcrap. Chloe is selfish. If she really cared about that dude, she would get over him and quit messing with his flow. And I'm sorry Gowdy, I know that you think Chloe is the prettier one, but you are just silly. Plus, you're biased toward the blondes.....

8. Speaking of Gowdy....When Clark was going all crazy in that crater hole dealie he reminded me of silly drunk Gowdy.

9. Lana is hot. Good choice, Clark.

10. I just felt like I should have ten, so.....good music on that show.

Anyway...I expect a lot of complaints about my analysis tomorrow, but it's the same as when I talk video games with Bill, so no prob.

Speaking of Bill....You have more scholarship dealies than is healthy for you. Just rob a bank and pay for college that way. You won't have to dress up as much.

*Can I just come right out and say that I like you? Or is that jumping the gun? I don't know. I'm just scared of missing the boat.*

Jumping the gun....Missing the boat...I need to stop using cliches.

Speaking of cliches....Good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

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